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Tom, I am glad Norton is home again, safe and sound.
Let that be a lesson to you!
The next time noxious internal gases fill the house, blame the wife.
Norton will appreciate the thought.
Sharing a home with a dog means sharing the good and the bad.
If there is a puddle in the hall, check to see if your Depends are full before pointing the finger at Norton!
Poor puppy!
How is everybody today?
I am spiffy to the first power.
Coffee!
How's the weather?
I checked and it should be a nice day here, with a possibility of a stupidity storm later in the day.
Ever seen a stupidity storm?
Everybody stops what they are doing and drools at the Internet.
Get them alot on Facebook and Twitter.
Where was I?
There I are!
Silly me. Left myself in the corner again.
This Forum needs more corners.
Dark ones.
I like jumping out and screaming "Hi!" at people.
It's fun!
Then we play "Catch recluse and Beat Him Stupid"
That's fun too.
Wanna play?
Where did you all go?
I know you are out there!
I can hear your noses running.
My refrigerator is running.
So is my cheese.
A moment of silence for my cheese.
Solid to liquid to gas.
This too must pass.
Shark!
Yay!
Get the fat lady in the thong!
Coffee for sharks!
You betcha!
I don't go to the beach.
The greasy smell of the crowd is stronger than the smell of the water.
We get oil slicks at the beach here.
They don't make the people bathe before going in the water.
Icky!
Phone!
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