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Originally Posted by recluse
Blasphemy!
Everyone knows how Life started on this planet!
Millions of years ago, aliens, most likely from Uranus, landed here. For reasons unknown, they "smacked their schmengies" into a puddle and left. And then there was Life!
That's why aliens abduct people and probe around in their rectums now and then. One of the original aliens apparently dropped his iPad.
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That story is ridiculously absurd. Have you seen the size of an iPad? Surely it was an iPod Nano or Shuffle.