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The truth exposed, secrets revealed, the government ridiculed, and aliens slandered! Finally, the book Robert Anton Wilson called "The funniest book I've read since the Warren Report" is now available as a free download (PDF format), here:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/34316174/T...ctees-Handbook At last, the book by author and EMMY-award winning producer Joe Tripician is now online at Scribd. Dr. John C. Lilly, neurophysiologist, and inspiration for the films Day of the Dolphin and Altered States, said of the book: "Joe Tripician has achieved the impossible: a truly funny book on alien abductions." "The Official Alien Abductee's Handook: How to Recover from Alien Abductions without Hypnotherapy, Crystals or CIA Surveillance" was originally published by Andrews & McMeel in May of 1997. Since that time its reputation grew, sparked in no small matter by the original and rare song co-written and performed by the late legendary Jeff Buckley, who was inspired by the book. [ more on that session on Spinner.com here:
http://www.spinner.com/2010/07/12/je...rk-melody-mp3/ and at JeffBuckley.com here:
http://jeffbuckley.com/pages/node/293 ] Lessons in this informative, irreverent, and frightening guide to close encounters of the third degree include: * How to dis an alien * What to tell your doctor * How to speak with plain-clothes government investigators * How to appear on talk shows * How to tell your significant other "Nothing in this book is real according to the known laws of physics, but it is very funny." -- Dr. Michio Kaku, theoretical physicist, and author of "Physics of the Impossible" Read online or download for free here:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/34316174/T...ctees-Handbook More about the book here:
http://joetrip.com/projects/109-alie...ctees-handbook
Marc