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Originally Posted by recluse
You call that a vent?
I've vented better than that through the seat of my shorts!
What the Hell is the farking point of a Vent and Rant thread if every farking post sounds like the whining of an irate Amish toddler?
If you are pissed off, unzip and cut loose!
Some of these farking posts actually lisp!
Oooo, Shirley Temple is mad now! She'th gonna thtamp her widdle foot in a minute!
You people wouldn't survive a polite conversation in New York City!
We curse at nuns! In 176 languages!
We have hand gestures that are banned in war zones!
Mothrafarking, mamby pamby, politically correct little crybabies!
We use the "F" word as punctuation!
We use *CENSORED* as a term of farking endearment!
Reach down, check to see if you've got a set and FARKING SPEW!
We fart in elevators! We pick our noses and wipe our fingers on passing children! What the fark do we care? We are New Yorkers. We survive in a city that farking eats tourists! We've got the biggest huevos on the planet and we will wave them at you in public! We got psycho illegal cab drivers, 25 lb. rats, our drinking water is toxic and our subway system is a rolling asylum! We have toddlers with felony records! Do we farking care? Not one farking bit!
We are a pack of plain speaking mothrafarkers and if all you can do is whine, keep it to your farking selves!
That is a farking rant.
Take farking notes.
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Sounds more like a brag than a rant!
