Sound the alarms! Everybody up! Zelda is LOST! She wuz last scene in a rather strangish novel with a stoned crab, I think. Wait, that was a few months back. Okay, she wuz last scene in a low-cut dress in the bar with a roasting chicken. No, wait. That was sum buddy else. Okay, I dunno when the hell she wuz last scene. But sum buddy gotsa goes and finds her! Hitch the wagons and send out the commandos!
