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Originally Posted by Greenkeeper
In hearing you all discuss zombies in a calm and scientific manner, I feel compelled...for your own safety, mind you!..to point out the disturbing trend among zombie researchers. Namely, that those who partake in study of the living dead often wind up as living dead themselves. Be it a carelessly unlocked door, a dropped vial of bodily fluids, or even a clueless civilian trying to "rescue" a zombified loved one, inevitably the zombies take over even the most secure research facility.
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That would never happen to us. We're much too careful. By the way, has anyone seen that last batch of Zombie ooze? I tried out that Veg-O-Matic thingy on a Zombie foot and it worked like a charm, but I put the ooze in a ketchup bottle from the fridge and now I can't find it. (heh, good thing I like mustard.)
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Originally Posted by Greenkeeper
Continuing this thread will only lead to the destruction of the Mobileread forums, with every member either devoured or falling to infection.
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Well you know, a good thing can't go on forever. If these forums have to end, that's as good a way as any, perhaps even the most fitting way.
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Originally Posted by Greenkeeper
As the lone voice trying to point out this danger I will probably make it out, only to die towards the end of the story during my "I told you so" speech.
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And it would serve you right, because no one likes the "I told you so" speech.