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In hearing you all discuss zombies in a calm and scientific manner, I feel compelled...for your own safety, mind you!..to point out the disturbing trend among zombie researchers. Namely, that those who partake in study of the living dead often wind up as living dead themselves. Be it a carelessly unlocked door, a dropped vial of bodily fluids, or even a clueless civilian trying to "rescue" a zombified loved one, inevitably the zombies take over even the most secure research facility.*
Continuing this thread will only lead to the destruction of the Mobileread forums, with every member either devoured or falling to infection. As the lone voice trying to point out this danger I will probably make it out, only to die towards the end of the story during my "I told you so" speech.
*See Resident Evil series, Night of the Living Dead 3, and Day of the Dead for examples of compromised research facilities.
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