Hi folks,
I wanted to let you know that I've just released a new book, a collection of humorous essays entitled THE FORCE IS MIDDLING IN THIS ONE.
What happens to a kid who isn't quite good enough with the force to be a Jedi? What is it like to live in the worst city in the United States? If we aren't allowed to test shampoo on monkeys, how will we ever know if our monkeys are clean? The answers to these and other questions can be found in The Force is Middling in this One, a raucous romp through the mind of author, software developer and gopher exterminator Robert Kroese. Laboriously compiled from three years of blog posts from MattressPolice.com, this collection covers topics as varied as the Incredible Hulk, perpetual motion machines and Satanism, and is sure to keep you running back to the bathroom for more.
The Force is Middling in this One is only $1.99 for a limited time!
http://www.amazon.com/Force-Middling...0204496&sr=1-1
It's only available on Kindle (and in paperback) right now; I'm working on getting it uploaded to Smashwords. (Having some trouble getting it down to 5MB).
Robert Kroese, author of Mercury Falls and The Force is Middling in this One