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WT Sharpe · 07-26-2010, 02:38 PM

True Story: When I came back from Seattle after being there for over a month on government business, my wife picked me up at the airport. Instead of going straight home to the family, we stopped at a motel to make up for lost time. What do you think we discovered in the hotel bed? (That's the question to the answer—okay, so they weren't really leaf springs, but don't let that bother you. I'm invoking poetic license here.) Anyway, we ignored the very loud noises the bed made and got down to some serious catching up. We were rather amused by the thought that the people in the next room could hardly be unaware of what we were doing until…
.....When we got ready to leave, we ran into the people in the next room who also decided to leave at the same moment, and wouldn't you know it? One of them was one of my wife's co-workers who I had never met. All she knew was that my wife's husband was supposed to be out-of-town on business! No introductions were made, and I can only imagine the rumors that were flying around at my wife's job the next week!

Angel Food.

07-26-2010, 02:38 PM	#933
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	*True Story: When I came back from Seattle after being there for over a month on government business, my wife picked me up at the airport. Instead of going straight home to the family, we stopped at a motel to make up for lost time. What do you think we discovered in the hotel bed?* (That's the question to the answer—okay, so they weren't really leaf springs, but don't let that bother you. I'm invoking poetic license here.) Anyway, we ignored the very loud noises the bed made and got down to some serious catching up. We were rather amused by the thought that the people in the next room could hardly be unaware of what we were doing until… .....When we got ready to leave, we ran into the people in the next room who also decided to leave at the same moment, and wouldn't you know it? One of them was one of my wife's co-workers who I had never met. All she knew was that my wife's husband was supposed to be out-of-town on business! No introductions were made, and I can only imagine the rumors that were flying around at my wife's job the next week! Angel Food. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 07-26-2010 at 02:57 PM.