Fizzywater, it's a full-length paranormal thriller--82,000 words.
Dr. Drib, can't say "Speed Dating with the Dead " is like that but I just released a zombie collection called "Murdermouth: Zombie Bits" that has some "serious" and some "funny" zombie stories as well as a "Zombie Apocalypse Survival Scorecard" by Jonathan Maberry. Not sure a toothbrush is mentioned in the entire book, though!
Julie, I love your twisted mind, too--if we're both twisted, soes that make your reading of the story normal?
Scott
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