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Old 07-24-2010, 09:31 AM   #43
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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib View Post
By the way, where does the scientist propose to get the "ooze of a zombie"? I admit that the test does have merit, but obtaining the necessary ooze might be problematic (and dangerous) at best.

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Believe it or not, I asked the very same question. Apparently, obtaining Zombie ooze is actually quite a simple process.

One method is to find an area that has been under long term Zombie infestation. Because of the continuous decay Zombies experience, they often lose body parts. The researcher informed me that certain known areas under study have an abundance of discarded arms, hands, and feet. In a manner quite like squeezing juice from an orange, large quantities of ooze can be obtained from these parts.

Another method is to find a single Zombie, dispatch said Zombie with a high-powered rifle shot to the head, and you have an entire Zombie corpse to safely obtain buckets of ooze.

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