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Old 07-23-2010, 09:31 PM   #40
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Me: It's been asserted that Zombies will only go after victims identical to their own species. Is this true?
Zombie: Nnnnmmmggghhhh.

Me: Do you only eat the brains of your victim?
Zombie: Nnnnnnmmmmgggghhhhhhh!

Me: Do the brains taste better than say a leg?
Zombie: Nnnnmmmmmmggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Are you sure you weren't interviewing a live teenager? I've had conversations with teens before that sounded just like that.
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