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Originally Posted by DixieGal
No one has addressed their raggedy bad fashion sense. After all, they were buried in their finest togs. So why do they come out of their coffins wearing what can only be described as shabby shroud style?
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You might think they get buried in their best clothes, but in reality the undertakers swap them for old rags just before they are buried and sell the best clothes on Ebay. They also recycle the oak coffins, and bury people in cardboard boxes, which explains how the zombies can get out of the ground so easily.