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Originally Posted by happy_terd
For the longest time I could have sworn I heard a rooster crow 2-3 times every morning. About 6 months ago my 11 year old says "dad, come quick. There is a chicken in our backyard." We live in an area where it is unheard of to see a live chicken. I say to my boy "get me my pellet gun." because wild chickens generally carry diseases.
The rooster did some kind of ninja move and went straight up about 50 feet and didnt actually fly but somehow chicken-hopped back into my neighbor's yard.
Lately I have been hearing either a duck or a goose quack.
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