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As there seems to be some lively debate regarding Zombies, I decided to go right to the source. The following is a teaser transcript of my up close and personal interview with a Zombie.
Me: It's been asserted that Zombies will only go after victims identical to their own species. Is this true?
Zombie: Nnnnmmmggghhhh.
Me: Do you only eat the brains of your victim?
Zombie: Nnnnnnmmmmgggghhhhhhh!
Me: Do the brains taste better than say a leg?
Zombie: Nnnnmmmmmmggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: You don't eat toenails, do you? You know what, never mind, it's best we don't go there.
Zombie: Nmgh?
Me: Will you eat another Zombie?
Zombie: Nnnnmm(cough)mmmgg(cough)ggggghhh(cough)hhhhh.*
*I'm not sure the Zombie actually coughed, but it sounded like a cough and so that's the way it's been transcribed.
And there you have it. There's much more, but at this stage of our studies, I decided only to release this segment of the interview. I hope this new information is as enlightening to you as it has been to me.
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