Originally Posted by LCF
One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole.
His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "What are you doing?" he asks.
Little Johnny replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."
"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.
Little Johnny shouts back, "That's because he's inside your f*cking cat!"
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