Quote:
Originally Posted by kennyc
You could start with this:
And then add a couple of verses of:
Put the cap cap cap on on on!
Put the cap on, put the cap on!
Yes you can, yes you can!
oh and a few ch ch ch ch ch's |
You stole that off of the Diarrhea song...
When you're almost to first,
and your pants start to burst,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,
When you're sliding into third,
and you lay a liquid turd,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,
When you're sliding into home,
and your pants fill with poopoo foam,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,
When you're going up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,
When you're riding in a Chevy,
and you're pants get all heavy,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,
When you're walking down the street,
and something stinky hits your feet,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,
When you're driving in the car,
and the toilet is too far,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,
When you're taking a nap,
and your buttcheeks star to clap,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,
When you're driving a mistubishi,
and your pants feel all squishey,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,