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Originally Posted by Lycoming
Honest this happened for real, cross my wotsit and hope it falls off.
I was standing beside the father of the groom at a wedding. The bride was quite attractive, the groom was decidedly unattractive. The groom's father enquired, "What does she see in him? I know he's my son, but what is it?"
To which I replied. "He has a ten inch tongue and can breathe through his ears."
The father nearly wet himself, the whole congregation looked at us, of course I remained impassive, with a concerned look on my face.  |
I was in the bosses' office one day with a friend and co-worker, when my friend started talking about his wife's sexual prowess. Our boss at the time—a very religious fundamentalist type of fellow—was obviously uncomfortable when the man said, "One thing I have to say about my wife: She's
gooooood in bed!"; but I thought his jaw was going to drop slam off when I responded, "I'll second that!"
My friend just laughed, but the shocked look on the bosses' face was priceless!