[DMcCunney]

Originally Posted by Worldwalker

Aside from various things I'm working on for eventual publication, I am a *whispers* fanfic writer. *ducks* Classic TV fanfic, to be exact. Please don't hurt me! Anyway, I'm a bit weird in that field because I write meticulously-researched stories based on shows that just made stuff up whenever they felt like it, and write in the spirit and style of the original show (except less hokey) as opposed to the overwhelming majority of my cohorts who just use canon as a hook to hang their teenage romance story on. But that's another rant entirely. The reason I'm admitting to this at all, knowing the contempt most people feel for my hobby, is the matter of authors' attitudes.

An old friend is a full time freelance writer and editor. She has books in print, books under contract, and constant OhMyGodDeadlines! pressure. She loves the Leverage TV series, and is dying to write Leverage fanfic. But she has to take herself by the scruff of her neck and give herself a good shake when the urge strikes, because time spent writing Leverage fanfic would be time not spent on the writing that plays the bills. I told her "You need to get a contract to write a Leverage tie-in novel." and she said "From your lips to God's ears..."

The typical fanfic writer has the mentality of a teenage girl, with or without the physical actuality. Elements of this include writing solely for self-pleasure, intolerance of criticism of any type, ascribing any negative reactions to "jealousy" or "hate", and a belief that it is not the author's job to make the story and its message (if any) understandable, but rather the reader's job to figure it out. The people in question also reject any suggestions for improvement, including the use of a beta-reader, or even a proofreader. (for those unfamiliar with the term, in fanfic a beta-reader ranges from a friend who dares tell you "this just doesn't work" to essentially an amateur editor; I'm lucky enough to have a pro who's slumming as my regular beta) The usual reason given for this refusal to accept any criticism or editing is that the writer does not want someone else spoiling or taking over the story, or that nobody else is qualified to comment on it. They don't want to learn how to write better. They want to be told they are already great. There are entire fanfic sites whose rules explicitly prohibit anything but praise.

From what I've seen, the attitude is common, widely distributed, and not unique to fanfic.

I read a great comment by a writer pro a while back who recounted scribbling on a napkin in a bar. The young cocktail waitress asked "Do you write on napkins because it doesn't matter?", and he realized with shock that that was exactly why he did it. It was just scribblings on a napkin. It didn't matter. He thought some of his best stuff had been written on napkins.

Writing is intensely personal. You're putting your soul on the page. What happens when you expose it to others? Dealing with rejection is a problem, as it's all too easy to see rejection of your writing as a rejection of you. Some folks simply can't deal with it.

Unfortunately, it's part of the process of getting published and getting paid for it. On the occasions when I tried to comment in writer's forums, I tried to make clear "I am assuming you want to submit your work to someone who will pay you for it. My comments are aimed at aiding that process." I rapidly concluded that most of them weren't interested in submitting and getting paid: they just wanted to post on line and bask in the adulation of other similarly minded souls. Okay, if that's what you want, enjoy. But don't fool yourself into thinking it's meaningful...

This is starting to sound familiar, isn't it? That syndrome is most certainly not exclusive to fanfic writers. Not even to amateur writers. But there is certainly a strong streak of it among one segment of the community of self-published authors. They're the ones whose book is what it is because it's something they want to write, not because it's something anyone else wants to read. When you see someone saying they chose not to go the traditional publishing route because a publisher might change, or demand changes in, something they wrote, that's what you're looking at. It's someone whose goal is to admire their own words on the page, not to sell as many books as possible. In short, they're someone who is trying to be a professional author (and an adult) while functioning under the mentality of a teenage fanfic writer.

There's a chap on another forum like that at the moment. He's self-published a three volume SF trilogy, and was looking for comments. Unfortunately, the books are based on a nonsense premise, so he's cut himself off at the knees. The problem could have been avoided had he gotten advice early on. The issues he's exploring could make for an interesting story: what if, along with a transplanted organ, you get memories of the person the organ came from? But he's assuming that the memories come with the DNA, and did research that did everything except inform him that it doesn't work that way. Part of the unwritten rules of SF is that you can postulate whatever you like that we don't know, but must get what we do know right. He could have used a different mechanism and avoided the problem, but he was married to his original assumption in a rite that doesn't permit divorce.

It's the sort of thing I'd expect an experienced SF editor to flag and suggest revision of when the manuscript came across the transom. (For that matter, I'd expect a good writing group to jump all over it.) But it requires getting others involved early on. If you wait till the books are complete and out there, it's too late. As far as I can see, he's trying to promote the books and bask in adulation. He's not interested in serious comment.

I'm also reminded of a self-published book called "Circle's" which may possibly be the worst science fiction novel ever written. No, I am not exaggerating; read its Amazon reviews. No doubt the author's family and friends praised her writing and told her she should be published. Also, no doubt some unfortunate slushpile reader got through about three pages before he grabbed for the nearest bottle of strong drink (or brain bleach).

Strong drink. Probably single-malt.

I used to live across the street from the late George Scithers, first editor of Isaac Asimov's SF magazine, and sat in on a couple of editorial conferences. There was an awful lot of "Oooogh!" and "A rejection slip would be kinder than a letter on this one..." stuff in the slush pile. The late John W. Campbell, long time editor of Astounding (later Analog) SF, once commented that he'd read more bad SF than any man alive. He paid the highest rates, so everyone submitted to him first as a matter of course.

People in publishing have a reputation as drinkers, and I suspect reading slush is one of the stimulants of the drinking reflex.

As I understand it, the author believes the publishing world has rejected her book because it is too good, and its message (a mishmash of UFO conspiracy theories) is too revolutionary or dangerous. The truth, of course -- the truth she will do anything to deny to herself -- is that the book really, really, really sucks. A skilled editor might improve it to merely appallingly bad. However, it's clear that not so much as a proofreader has come between the author and the printed page. Nobody at the vanity press even pointed out that even the title is grammatically incorrect (either that, or she didn't listen). Nobody is such a good writer that their writing can't be improved by some outside input. People who believe otherwise write "Circle's" ... or "A Pickle For the Knowing Ones".

Even the best. But good writers know that.

At a west coast SF con a while back, there was a panel on how you knew you'd arrived and written a salable work. Other writers on the panel made various comments on how they knew, then the late Harry Stubbs (Hal Clement) said "I still don't know! I get rejected all the time!" The others writers hemmed and hawed and started back tracking a bit, admitting the occasional rejection slip still crossed their transom. If Hal Clement, SFWA Grandmaster, could admit he still got rejected... (I knew Harry. There wasn't a pretentious bone in his body. He still got rejected all the time, and had no qualms about saying so.)

So to everyone out there who thinks they're a writer: If you think you don't need an editor, you're no better than a teenage girl writing bad fanfic. If that's what you want, more power to you ... but don't be surprised when the market, realizing they can get bad fanfic by the terabyte for free, doesn't want to buy your book.

It's a quandary. There are lots of folks with a vested interest pushing self-publishing as the solution for writers trying to get a book out there. And there are probably instances where self-publishing is the way to go, such as books that appeal to a niche market too small for a regular publisher to address. But for most folks, sorry, but submit and get rejected by someone who might pay you until you break through is still the way to go. Going self-published to avoid the possibility of rejection is an automatic fail.
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Dennis