My friends, you are the nuttiest collection of cromulent freaky self exalting poulets that I imagined could exist, never, even under the enlightening influence of frequent and abundant libations of exotic imbibetions, inspired, imitated and trebuchetedly shared by the great, never deplumed or braised, the unreachable GreatChickenDarling of the West Lands, I could have ever envisioned such a riotous battalion of merriment.
