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Originally Posted by recluse
No worries, Marc.
Good luck and all that.
And give TL1 a dirty look back from me.
He isn't as scary as Adrian, is he?
Well, regardless, you give him a dirty look from me, anyway!
I won't tolerate it.
Jon
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TL1 isn't good at scary looks, but panicced looks crying for saving from Mother I can empathise with.
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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
Can't you find some crocodiles or other hungry wildlife to feed them to? (the relatives, not TL1)
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It's a problem with who would eat who first.
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Originally Posted by nomesque
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Marc - That's what you get for having birthdays. Something's gotta balance out the ipad. If all else fails, invite me over. I'm a great distraction from just about anything, especially with this purty new hair colour.
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My family is like
The Blob - it'll absorb anyone into it, crushing with its conception of "love" all the juices down to their bones, and spitting out the leftover, translucent, plastic bag soul into the gutter for collection by a passing street-sweeper truck. Also, like The Blob, it's b-grade (and possibly hyperbolic fiction, if not science
). You could light up a hydrogen bomb under everyone's chair and not distract them (other than for them all to simultaneously turn to blame the dog).
You're welcome to come, but you might need more than a change of hair colour to distract my siblings: The Antichrist, Golden Boy, and Aunty Bent.
Cheers,
Marc (the Black Sheep)