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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
But there was one forlorn figure left awake on the ranch. GeoffC(hicken) had been left with the bill for the pizzas (and one diet Coke), and there was no money left in the safe. He sat into the night, staring at his beloved piggy-bank, cradling a hammer in his hands, tears streaming down his face. They had been together a long time, shared so many memories of good times and bad. But now it was time to end the relationship. "Breaking up is hard to do." Literally.
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That's an unspeakably cruel thing to do to a Yorkshireman in Scotland!
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
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Authors write, right? You're writing - therefore you're an author. Better than that - you're an (e)pub-lished author