I could return it, but only for giftcards, which are obviously worth less than cash to me... And I'd have to drive 130 miles... Don't really shop at BN, but that might change with the increased ebooks.
I'd be willing to return for gift cards, then just order a new nook, even 3g, and have it sent to anyone... Then the warranty would reset, be in your name, free shipping, etc. Or just sell the gift cards!
I've got a growing stack of gift cards and if someone could figure out a mutually beneficial way I could not add BN cards the pile I'd be happy.