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Old 07-11-2010, 06:30 PM   #1399
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Attention, the following joke might not be appropriate for minors!

Spoiler:
Night. Field. A man walking. No, not drunk. Just high. Cause he is an old school hippie.

Suddenly one of the cannabis side effects surprises him: he receives an erection. Looking around and wondering what to do he gets the brilliant idea: This is a field full of pumpkins. The pumpkins, they are soft and wet from the inside. Perfect."
Hi digs a hole in one pumpkin and gets to work. Unfortunately in the moment of sublime joy a police patrol stops near him:
"Sir, do you understand what you are doing with this pumpkin?"
The hippie is so scared, he says the first thing that comes to his mind:
"Oh, is it midnight yet?"
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