"Heat Waves Could Be Commonplace in the US by 2039"
Most dire predictions talk about dramatic rises of a few tenths of a degree. But if all of this is going happen REALY fast we'll need to do some severe cutting back.
But there are solutions after all.
First we have to drastically, and suddenly, reduce the world population. I even know the name of the person to put in charge of it.
Next we have to
seed the sky with sulphur to reduce global warming.
And last - reduce our standard of living.
