for the relevantly difficult technical intervention(s).
for a *what a story!* and how well told. You could be the reincarnation of Jerome K. Jerome. If there ever was a reincarnation or if ever there will be one that's you for sure.
for not having taken what happened as an excuse to forfeit a high standard of personal hygiene.
P.S. The powers to be have communicated me that they have granted you indulgences of your choice (up to 10 eons) for not having invoked their names in vain for more than strictly necessary. Congratulations.