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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
I'm envisioning some kind of avian re-telling of Romeo & Juliet:
Two families living in the same city. With the same problems, they should have been allies, but they never saw to eye to eye - indeed, rarely did their paths cross. The Columbidae family looked down on the Gallus family - it was hard not to, as their cote was raised high above the Gallus' coop. One fateful night, the youngest daughter of the Columbidae family was racing home, fearful she had caught sight of a hawk. A noise below caused her to look down... straight into the eyes of the eldest of the Gallus sons. He was racing to the safety of his hut having heard a fox bark, but something caused him to look up. From that moment, they both knew they wanted no other. Will the ill-fated, star-crossed lovers find solace in each other's wings? Will they cool their ardent passions in the refreshing spray of a cool shower? If you ever wanted to know why the chicken crossed the road, The Dove and The Chicken will satisfy your curiosity once and for all.
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Brilliant!
Now we have a new rumor in the mill that will erase that of the missing iPad.
"The dove in the shower."
Care to tell us who she is, poohbear?