Just came across something that made me laugh, in my 'must write a story around that someday' file of random scenes written in the middle of the night:
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“You!” he gasped, “You're Mercurio! You – you've been poisoning my beestings!”
I rolled my eyes. Geez, this guy was as bright as two thick planks rubbed together very, very slowly. Made me wonder why I bothered with the whole nemesis thing. Oh well, gotta stick with tradition. And if you're going to have an arch-nemesis, it might as well be a dumb one. Less chance of getting caught.
He fell to his knees, still gasping, looking for all the world like a small whale beached in a bakery.
“Dying for a donut?” I quipped, and sauntered out of the bakery.
I never did go back to check, but I have a sneaking suspicion I got fired.
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Heheheh.