Malaclypse the Younger: Principia Discordia v1.1 30JAN2010
 

Lo, and the forest did flow with the blood of tiny woodland creatures upon the Holy Chao's realization that there was no epub version of it's word, but yea did it come to pass that the word was converted and spread throughout the readership of MobileRead like fine cream cheese over a sesame seed bagel, fnord! And the Holy Chao, still being a chao went back to it's eating of the grass.