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WT Sharpe 04-01-2012 10:22 AM

[April fool] MobileRead has been sold.
 
Amazon to buy Mobileread

The Amazon has made a binding offer to purchase Mobilread in exchange for 10,000 shares of Amazon common stock at current market value. Alex Turcic, the owner, will still retain most control. He has also negotiated with Amazon representatives to grant each moderator, who have had enormous impact on the site, 1000 shares of stock each as well.

The transfer of stock and ownership will take place by end of second calendar quarter of 2012.

We anticipate the site will continue as it has before however exclusive titles from the Amazon will also be available in the Mobile Read library to MobileRead prime members.

HansTWN 04-01-2012 10:24 AM

Nice try, Mr Obvious. Remember it is April 1st!

fjtorres 04-01-2012 10:27 AM

The headline alone made a few dozen heads explode.

cfrizz 04-01-2012 10:36 AM

That was NOT nice! LOL

JoHunt 04-01-2012 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe (Post 2025690)
We anticipate the site will continue as it has before however exclusive titles from the Amazon will also be available in the Mobile Read library to MobileRead prime members.

:rofl:

DiapDealer 04-01-2012 10:37 AM

Finally. Now all this ePub vs MOBI stuff can be put to bed. :D

howyoudoin 04-01-2012 10:38 AM

In Soviet Russia, Mobileread buys Amazon.

Hamlet53 04-01-2012 10:41 AM

As a frequent contributor here, including several e-books uploaded, I plan to sue for my rights to a proportion of Amazon stock.

WT Sharpe 04-01-2012 10:46 AM

BTW, guys, BOb wrote that article. I just altered a few phrases to make it lawyer-proof. ;)

vivaldirules 04-01-2012 10:51 AM

Nice! I see Amazon is changing its logo, too. But hasn't someone else (Facebook, maybe?) already trademarked the Amazon river? Or was that all rivers? And the word river? And the word the? (I hope I'm not violating a new rule here.)

By the way, does this mean that we will now begin to receive royalties for the ebooks we've uploaded?

SensualPoet 04-01-2012 10:54 AM

LOL! Loved this!

Strether 04-01-2012 10:56 AM

I heard a rumor that Jon Wolfe opened up Mobileread this morning and had a stroke!

Jim

Shopaholic 04-01-2012 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiapDealer (Post 2025705)
Finally. Now all this ePub vs MOBI stuff can be put to bed. :D

:rofl:

WT Sharpe 04-01-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules (Post 2025722)
Nice! I see Amazon is changing its logo, too. But hasn't someone else (Facebook, maybe?) already trademarked the Amazon river? Or was that all rivers? And the word river? And the word the? (I hope I'm not violating a new rule here.)

By the way, does this mean that we will now begin to receive royalties for the ebooks we've uploaded?

I believe Donald Trump may have trademarked the word "Sold", but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. ;)

Aurora W 04-01-2012 11:52 AM

:rofl: Nicely done sir, nicely done.


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