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Old 08-30-2010, 03:01 PM   #121
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Where do we send the care packages?


I like it, is there a second nozzle that shoots barbecue sauce as well?
do they put snow in care packages?

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Old 08-30-2010, 04:03 PM   #122
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Take it easy poohbear. I'm your friend and I made something to protect you from fire.




And here's something to help you sit and relax.



And don't get nervous. That's just a typo. It should read - NON STICK POULTRY RESTING STAND


On a sad note
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Old 08-30-2010, 05:48 PM   #123
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You can take your roasting/resting stand and shove it! You know where!

Errrmm....what spf is that sauce? I'm very delicate!
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Old 08-30-2010, 06:27 PM   #124
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What a rude chicken!

You probably don't want it anyway. It wasn't very comfortable when I sat on it.


But the sauce you definitely need. It's vary tasty and will protect you from flame throwers, ovens, and hot coals.

Come on over and try it. I'll get the BBQ grill started to prove to you that nothing can harm you with my special sauce coating on.


And I've got lots of tasty corn.



Here little chicky. Come on over. Mmmm, tasty corn. Mmmmm
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:31 PM   #125
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Sorry - just finished dinner. I'll have to take a rain check on that tasty corn! And it's too hot to "test drive" the grill - you'll just have to wait with that "special" coating test until fall weather I fear.
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Old 08-30-2010, 07:54 PM   #126
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Oh my - that corn looks SO tasty! Maybe if I wear a disguise, nobody will recognize me and try to grill me:





So far so good, munch, munch, munch, munch.
Wonder if they're serving beer?
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Old 08-30-2010, 09:47 PM   #127
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Take it easy poohbear. I'm your friend and I made something to protect you from fire.




And here's something to help you sit and relax.



And don't get nervous. That's just a typo. It should read - NON STICK POULTRY RESTING STAND


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Resting stand? Protection from fire?
Your deceit does not go unnoticed! You are on notice, sir!
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:02 PM   #128
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:47 PM   #129
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Give them what they want, Pooh.
A picture of you.
In assless chaps.
They need to see your nuggets.
In barbecue sauce.
Can't you feel their lust?
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Old 08-30-2010, 11:02 PM   #130
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KENNY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!!!!!!

I'm trying to reduce the population of killer chickens (in a natural and fun way), and you're giving inspiration to the enemy!

Hay, does anyone know what Kenny really looks like? Has anybody seen him eating at a KFC? Have you tried to give him some chicken soup and he said "No"?

If anyone lives near Kenny, I want you to sneak over to his house and peek thru his window at night to see if he has feathers under his PJs. Just because a traitorous plastic surgeon could have given him a handsome human face doesn't mean that he is human.
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Old 08-30-2010, 11:13 PM   #131
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Your deceit does not go unnoticed! You are on notice, sir!
Look April H. It's all a misunderstanding.

And that post above is just a joke. Ha ha ha ha. Just a joke.

I like chicken a lot. Nothing like having a lot of chickens at a corn BBQ.

Come on down next Saturday and we'll burry the hatchet. What do you say?

I've even got a stash of Columbian corn if you want. Don't be a little, tender, chicken. Come on, we'll party hardy. You just have to be there with a few non-violent chicken friends before 12.

Just between you and me, I think that the little feller might not be so nice under all those yellow feathers. Don't you, bubby?
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:22 AM   #132
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And just where (or in whom) will you be burying that hatchet? Ehhh???
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Chicken soup is not an abomination. This thread however is.
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:45 AM   #134
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Hey - SameOldStory - do you grill penguins too? Got one for you! Freshly washed - ready for the sauce!
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