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Old 08-12-2010, 07:57 PM   #1
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Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction)

Hi, I'm new to MobileRead, and this is blatant advertising for a book I recently published on Kindle: Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction.)

DMV is a collection of nine true and almost true short stories all based (unfortunately) on my own dating experience. After nineteen years of marriage I was thrust into a brave new world of dating: online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines. And I have survived to tell these tales. CAUTION: if you’re contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you’re out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here’s a scary thought: maybe you’ve met some of these guys. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Check it out.
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:42 AM   #2
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Hi Suzanne

I would love to read your book, but would like to avoid the extra $2 Amazon will charge me... Would you consider publishing your book on Smashwords?

I gave up searching for a partner 10 years ago... I was in some short relationships, and I found the men were either violent, little boys, who wanted to be mothered or alcoholics - one of them qualified for all 3..

These days - men in my age bracket (60+) are looking for women around 30 years old...
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Hi Suzanne,

I'm new here myself - loved your title - made me smile.
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Hi Suzanne,

I'm new here myself - loved your title - made me smile.
... and at Amazon you see:


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Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction)

Hi, I'm new to Mobileread. I have a collection of nine short stories out on Kindle for .99 cents. Joe Konrath gave it a 5 star review and says, "Pure comedic brilliance." Here's a description.


Dating My Vibrator (and other true fiction) is a collection of nine true and almost true short stories all based (unfortunately) on my own experience. After nineteen years of marriage I was thrust into a brave new world of dating: online, offline, standing in line, listening to lines. And I have survived to tell these tales. Dating, divorce, desperation—all that good stuff. CAUTION: if you’re contemplating divorce, these stories may convince you to consider marriage counseling. If you’re out there dating, chances are you will relate. OMG! Here’s a scary thought: maybe you’ve met some of these guys. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Please check it out!

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