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Old 04-08-2010, 09:10 PM   #1
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!RUMOR!: Apple iPads to be sold at......

Outgadget (not to be confused with either Ingadget or its homonym) is reportedly rumoring that aPpLe iPaDs will be sold at Montsnmags Enterprises outlet stores beginning May 13, 1912 - or at least that's what some squirrels told me recently. This interesting and provocative rumor is consistent with similar rumblings that have been heard throughout the ebook world lately. The timing of the event is said to coincide with the expected historical observation of the Virgin Mary in a hole in an oak tree by three peasant children in PORTUGAL! What the significance is of that, I have no freakin' idea. I'm still trying to figure out when Montsnmags Enterprises went "brick and mortar" and where these outlet stores are located (so I can be sure to keep my distance).

Oh, and the iPads are expected to overheat if you look at them for long so please wear sunglasses.
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:34 PM   #2
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Like Walmart or Target, will we be abler to refill prescriptions, buy bird seed, and shop fcr new under ware, all in the same store?
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Oh, that reminds me, itʻs already Thursday, surely thereʻs a Friday question somewhere thatʻs been up for a few days now...
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Old 04-10-2010, 04:28 AM   #4
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friday's questions posted but few respondees, do you want to get me the sack !!!!!
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Old 04-10-2010, 05:29 AM   #5
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friday's questions posted but few respondees, do you want to get me the sack !!!!!
I just saw it! Iʻm good to go now, Iʻve had the chance to participate! I do so look forward to it. And it even showed up on a real Friday this time! wahoo! I say youʻre HIRED!

(I have to admit, my jaw dropped open when I read your post... because I read "do you want to get me IN the sack" and I was flabbergasted, wondering where Iʻd said I wanted to get you into the sack! I did have a shot or two of tequila tonight, but I thought it would have worn off by now!
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Old 04-10-2010, 09:01 AM   #6
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Outgadget (not to be confused with either Ingadget or its homonym) is reportedly rumoring that aPpLe iPaDs will be sold at Montsnmags Enterprises outlet stores beginning May 13, 1912 - or at least that's what some squirrels told me recently. This interesting and provocative rumor is consistent with similar rumblings that have been heard throughout the ebook world lately. The timing of the event is said to coincide with the expected historical observation of the Virgin Mary in a hole in an oak tree by three peasant children in PORTUGAL! What the significance is of that, I have no freakin' idea. I'm still trying to figure out when Montsnmags Enterprises went "brick and mortar" and where these outlet stores are located (so I can be sure to keep my distance).

Oh, and the iPads are expected to overheat if you look at them for long so please wear sunglasses.

Trebuchet loads.....
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Old 04-10-2010, 09:50 AM   #7
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(I have to admit, my jaw dropped open when I read your post... because I read "do you want to get me IN the sack" and I was flabbergasted, wondering where Iʻd said I wanted to get you into the sack! I did have a shot or two of tequila tonight, but I thought it would have worn off by now!
But I thought you were married to VCat. This is place is so confusing. Some days it feels kinda like a 70's sex club. Maybe we should rename The Llounge as GKrispy's Retreat (as in Plato's Retreat).

So which way to the hot tubs?
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Old 04-10-2010, 09:56 AM   #8
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But I thought you were married to VCat. This is place is so confusing. Some days it feels kinda like a 70's sex club. Maybe we should rename The Llounge as GKrispy's Retreat (as in Plato's Retreat).

So which way to the hot tubs?


I thought you didn't like baths......
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Old 04-10-2010, 10:01 AM   #9
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I thought you didn't like baths......
I'm not going there for a bath. I wanna try out my new floaties.
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Old 04-10-2010, 03:47 PM   #10
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I'm not going there for a bath. I wanna try out my new floaties.
Ewww!! No floaties allowed in the pool!!
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Wallmont SUPERstores have an outlet NEAR YOU. Your every fantasy will be fulfilled. A gadget to fit every niche. A hot tub free with every purchase. Drinks served at the door. Squirrels trained to wait on you, hand, foot and nuts. See the sealed section IF YOU DARE!

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We'd be lucky to see any superstore near us, our closest small store is almost 2 miles away ....
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We'd be lucky to see any superstore near us, our closest small store is almost 2 miles away ....
A Wallmont SUPERstore has just appeared...err, opened only a mile from the GPS coordinates we have on your current location. Do toodle on down, Geoff dear, there's a good chap. The staff are expecting you - they've already mixed your drink.

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Geoff, I'm telling you, man, don't go in there! If you make it through the front door of a Wallmont SUPERstore in one piece, there's just no telling what you'll wind up with - or which parts it will cost you. And then there will be that "service agreement".
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Geoff, I'm telling you, man, don't go in there! If you make it through the front door of a Wallmont SUPERstore in one piece, there's just no telling what you'll wind up with - or which parts it will cost you. And then there will be that "service agreement".
You clearly agreed to that servicing you recieved in the Genetiquette Department, so I'm rather surprised at your apparent dissatisfaction. Your litter of dog-otter hybrids will be ready last Tuesday, and as a gesture of goodwill I am happy to reduce the bill to just half of the previously quoted cost (my accounts department is just now calculating what 50% of an eternity actually comes to).

Yours midwiferly,
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