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Old 03-28-2010, 05:59 AM   #1
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Old 03-28-2010, 10:55 AM   #2
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Old 03-29-2010, 03:49 PM   #4
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I have not seen a lawn gnome in quite some time.
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Old 03-29-2010, 03:57 PM   #5
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I have not seen a lawn gnome in quite some time.
Did it stop returning your calls?
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:05 PM   #6
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:28 PM   #7
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Maybe it's still on vacation?
Could be the restraining order is still in effect.
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Old 03-29-2010, 06:32 PM   #8
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VR and the lawn gnome both disappeared around the same time.


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Old 03-29-2010, 07:24 PM   #9
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:57 AM   #12
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:17 PM   #13
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This place is "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" compared to Bedlam. Heck, I've got scarier places in my head.
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:29 PM   #14
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True. However statistically speaking at least 2 of the regular lounge members currently have people tied up in their cellar this very moment.
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:35 PM   #15
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[QUOTE=happy_terd;851005]True. However statistically speaking at least 2 of the regular lounge members currently have people tied up in their cellar this very moment.[/QUOTE

Like I said, "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood".
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