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Old 05-04-2015, 07:45 AM   #1
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I heard that you publish important novels, so I wanted to send you my five novels featuring Benny Ratton, essppionage agent....You see, I just started writing novels last week and I’ve written these five novels all featuring Benny Ratton that I think you should publish.

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I heard that you publish important novels, so I wanted to send you my five novels featuring Benny Ratton, essppionage agent....You see, I just started writing novels last week and I’ve written these five novels all featuring Benny Ratton that I think you should publish.

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I heard that you publish important novels, so I wanted to send you my five novels featuring Benny Ratton, essppionage agent....You see, I just started writing novels last week and I’ve written these five novels all featuring Benny Ratton that I think you should publish.

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I was hoping you'd misspelled "Knopf" and meant Knopfler and that maybe you'd written a love letter to Mark Knopfler. Or maybe a love song...
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I was hoping you'd misspelled "Knopf" and meant Knopfler and that maybe you'd written a love letter to Mark Knopfler. Or maybe a love song...

Ah, yes, Dire Straits.

Age: The great equalizer.
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Ah, yes, Dire Straits.

Age: The great equalizer.
Not really. He can STILL play way better than me and I'm half...well, I'm younger than he is!!! He's a wonderful storyteller too. He tells an entire book's worth of a story in a simple song. He's done mafia stories, Westerns, love stories, ghost stories...
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