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Old 09-05-2009, 10:15 AM   #61
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:16 AM   #62
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Old 09-05-2009, 10:55 AM   #63
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Old 09-05-2009, 02:36 PM   #64
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Old 09-05-2009, 02:58 PM   #65
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Wi' jam in

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Old 09-06-2009, 10:45 AM   #66
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:51 AM   #67
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Sign on a music store door: "Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet."

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Old 09-06-2009, 11:17 AM   #68
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From the Old Boy's Life magazine of my childhood:

Sign on a music store door: "Gone Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet."
I wonder if they had written down what they needed to buy, and if so, if that note was headed Chopin Liszt?
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Old 09-06-2009, 12:46 PM   #69
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I wonder if they had written down what they needed to buy, and if so, if that note was headed Chopin Liszt?
hehe. If he and his wife split the Liszt up, they both have half-notes!
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Old 09-06-2009, 12:53 PM   #70
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Old 09-06-2009, 02:03 PM   #71
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Unique Up On It.

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Tame Way.

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They Take The Psycho Path

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You Boil The Hell Out Of It!

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Old 09-07-2009, 11:08 AM   #72
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there is a rumour that J.K. Rowling is working on a new series, this one suposedly is about a really good golf-player.

Harry Putter i think his name was.
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:21 AM   #73
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there is a rumour that J.K. Rowling is working on a new series, this one suposedly is about a really good golf-player.

Harry Putter i think his name was.
I've a sudden urge to use a mashie niblick myself after reading that!!
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:49 AM   #74
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I think it was character-based on Bill Bailey.. Hairy Putter.
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:24 PM   #75
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there is a rumour that J.K. Rowling is working on a new series, this one suposedly is about a really good golf-player.

Harry Putter i think his name was.

I refuse to react to the possibilities on that post .....
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