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Old 07-03-2009, 08:14 AM   #1
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Witzischkeit kennt keine Grenzen

So, mach ich dann mal einen Witzethread auf hier. Dumme Bemerkungen, dämliche Kommentare oder Links zu besonders dümmlichen Internetseiten sind ausdrücklich erwünscht. Wer on topic bleibt, wird explizit zum Lesen von wenigstens drei Blondinenwitzen verdonnert.

Mal zwei (sogar on topic) von mir:
Kommt ein Mann in die Bücherei: "Ich hätte gerne das Buch "Die Überlegenheit des Mannes".

Antwort: "Phantasie und Utopie finden Sie im ersten Stock."

Chuck Norris liest keine Bücher: Er starrt sie so lange an, bis sie ihm freiwillig sagen was er wissen will.
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Old 07-03-2009, 09:00 AM   #2
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Gilt als einer der 20 schlechtesten Witze, aber ich liebe ihn einfach:

Fallen zwei Tafeln Schokolade die Treppe herunter.
Stöhnt die erste "Oh Mann, ich glaub, ich hab mir alle Rippen gebrochen ..."
Darauf die zweite: "Was soll ich da sagen - ich bin voll auf die Nüsse gefallen!"
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Gilt als einer der 20 schlechtesten Witze, aber ich liebe ihn einfach:

Fallen zwei Tafeln Schokolade die Treppe herunter.
Stöhnt die erste "Oh Mann, ich glaub, ich hab mir alle Rippen gebrochen ..."
Darauf die zweite: "Was soll ich da sagen - ich bin voll auf die Nüsse gefallen!"
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Dummsprüch..

Relativ frisch ...


Pessimist: Es ist so schlimm, schlimmer kann es kaum werden.
Optimist: Doch-doch !


A: Ich glaub, ich hab Tinnitus im Aug.
B: Hä?
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