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Old 01-26-2009, 09:52 AM   #1
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Why hasn't the world ended yet?
I'm still waiting for that big meteorite to thunk! down somewhere in North America (as I don't live there anymore).

Frankly, I'm getting tired of waiting for the world to end. Just do it already, ok, and be done with it!


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Old 01-26-2009, 09:57 AM   #2
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I'm still waiting for that big meteorite to thunk! down somewhere in North America (as I don't live there anymore).

Frankly, I'm getting tired of waiting for the world to end. Just do it already, ok, and be done with it!


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Old 01-26-2009, 10:42 AM   #4
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:55 AM   #5
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The World can not end just yet. Why you ask? Because its time to make the doughnuts.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:57 AM   #6
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The World can not end just yet. Why you ask? Because its time to make the doughnuts.
It's ALWAYS time to make the doughnuts! Yummy!
I lost 16 lbs during my kidney troubles, so there's a big gaping hole in my tummy where donuts should be. Get cracking on filling it!
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:04 AM   #7
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It's ALWAYS time to make the doughnuts! Yummy!
I lost 16 lbs during my kidney troubles, so there's a big gaping hole in my tummy where donuts should be. Get cracking on filling it!
Now, you see, if we don't make donuts, then Dixie will get all, well Dixie on us and then the world probably will end. I don't know if it could take another episode like that last one so soon. I mean really , it's a couple billion years old, and the landlord hasn't been keeping up with the maintenance schedule very well.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:05 AM   #8
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It's ALWAYS time to make the doughnuts! Yummy!
I lost 16 lbs during my kidney troubles, so there's a big gaping hole in my tummy where donuts should be. Get cracking on filling it!
Do you still have that operation tomorrow? Or was that last week? Time is very fluid on this site..
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Do you still have that operation tomorrow? Or was that last week? Time is very fluid on this site..
It's tomorrow, so no food after midnight. Maybe I can push some chocolate syrup thru the I.V.?
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It's tomorrow, so no food after midnight. Maybe I can push some chocolate syrup thru the I.V.?
Oh I hate that no food thing before surgery. Good luck!
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:15 AM   #11
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Oh I hate that no food thing before surgery. Good luck!

Hey. She has until midnight. Think of what she can consume until then!

But I agree. I was so nervous before the midnight deadline, I couldn't eat anything. BUT I more than made up for it after I was feeling better!

lj, you COULD have set her some G.S. cookies for afterwards but no, you had to eat them all!
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Hey. She has until midnight. Think of what she can consume until then!

But I agree. I was so nervous before the midnight deadline, I couldn't eat anything. BUT I more than made up for it after I was feeling better!

lj, you COULD have set her some G.S. cookies for afterwards but no, you had to eat them all!
I can buy some more Coworker has a whole bunch in her trunk.
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