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Old 02-05-2014, 02:04 PM   #7501
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Old 02-05-2014, 02:04 PM   #7502
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?? I don't speak or read esperanto Stitchhawl.
I'd guess " live your life to the fullest
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Old 02-05-2014, 03:45 PM   #7503
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Old 02-05-2014, 07:40 PM   #7504
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I'd guess " live your life to the fullest
That was my intention. God only knows the actuality. With so many different nationalities living in my building (combined with my Senior Citizen brain-fog,) when someone in the elevator the other day asked me which floor I wanted, unconsciously I replied 'sip goh, bitte.' Unfortunately "15" is;
in Thai - sip ha
in Japanese -ju goh
... and the 'bitte' was wrong as they were Italian!


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Old 02-06-2014, 12:05 PM   #7505
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Old 02-06-2014, 12:17 PM   #7506
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Why do you see so few chemistry jokes?

They only get added periodically.
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:21 PM   #7507
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Why do you see so few chemistry jokes?

They only get added periodically.
The same could be said about menstrual cramp jokes...
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Old 02-06-2014, 01:45 PM   #7508
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The same could be said about menstrual cramp jokes...
But those jokes are period pieces.
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Old 02-06-2014, 03:35 PM   #7509
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Hilarious. Real poetic justice for the many hours I and many others have wasted over Windows over the years.
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:06 PM   #7510
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Funny, but it should be noted that Andy Borowitz is a comedian whose Borowitz Report is a satirical news column.
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:26 PM   #7511
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Old 02-06-2014, 05:22 PM   #7512
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His first mistake, beyond not sticking to Windows 7, was to summon a the CEO for help.
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Old 02-07-2014, 06:17 AM   #7513
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Funny, but it should be noted that Andy Borowitz is a comedian whose Borowitz Report is a satirical news column.
That report was obviously false from the start, how can such a performance driven secretive man come up front to admit such blunder anyway? They have IT personnel cramming the joint to a point where the only place to set foot is on the top of their heads...
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Old 02-07-2014, 12:23 PM   #7514
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I've decided that I will no longer use the number zero.

It means nothing to me.
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Old 02-07-2014, 09:39 PM   #7515
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