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Old 08-17-2013, 06:48 PM   #6916
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Old 08-18-2013, 03:29 AM   #6917
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Old 08-18-2013, 04:39 AM   #6918
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Every public house....
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Old 08-18-2013, 04:58 PM   #6919
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Old 08-19-2013, 06:00 PM   #6920
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Old 08-19-2013, 06:11 PM   #6921
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Not drunk, the car is aligned with the numbers.
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Old 08-19-2013, 06:46 PM   #6922
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Pssst ... yvan .... look carefully at the gas cap ....
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Old 08-20-2013, 03:45 AM   #6923
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The top 10 jokes have been chosen from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival. They are, in order from 1-10, below'

Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same."

Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."

Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."


Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."

Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter."

Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."

Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

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Old 08-20-2013, 06:04 AM   #6924
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I did, and that's normal for a drunk.
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Old 08-20-2013, 05:03 PM   #6925
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Old 08-20-2013, 05:07 PM   #6926
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Old 08-20-2013, 05:22 PM   #6927
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OK, this is the joke that at this week's Edinburgh Comedy Festival, won a prize as the best one-liner...

Rumour has it that Cadbury's are launching a new chocolate bar in China, they haven't decide yet, it might be a Chinese Whispa

...ahem....
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Old 08-20-2013, 05:29 PM   #6928
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OK, this is the joke that at this week's Edinburgh Comedy Festival, won a prize as the best one-liner...

Rumour has it that Cadbury's are launching a new chocolate bar in China, they haven't decide yet, it might be a Chinese Whispa

...ahem....
Me don't understand. What is a Whispa?
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Old 08-20-2013, 05:50 PM   #6929
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A chocolate bar.
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:35 AM   #6930
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A chocolate bar.
So Cadbury, a chocolate maker, would launch a chocolate bar in China? Still fail to see what is funny about that. Seems more like good management strategy.
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