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Old 07-03-2013, 03:52 PM   #6706
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Old 07-03-2013, 07:54 PM   #6707
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,
double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the guy at Home Depot who installed them. He complained
that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for
them.

Helloooo,............ just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales
guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in
a year. Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung
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Old 07-04-2013, 02:19 PM   #6708
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Old 07-04-2013, 09:39 PM   #6709
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Been reading those Bazooka Joe comics again, I see. Don't you know that stuff will rot your teeth?
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Old 07-04-2013, 11:01 PM   #6710
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Been reading those Bazooka Joe comics again, I see. Don't you know that stuff will rot your teeth?
The bubble gum or the jokes?


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Old 07-05-2013, 02:32 PM   #6711
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The gum will rot your teeth. The jokes will rot your brain. I speak from personal experience on both counts.
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Old 07-05-2013, 03:21 PM   #6712
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Old 07-05-2013, 03:41 PM   #6713
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Exactly: case in point. But how did Wonder Woman and Aquaman manage a guest spot in the strip?
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Old 07-05-2013, 03:59 PM   #6714
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Old 07-05-2013, 08:45 PM   #6715
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Exactly: case in point. But how did Wonder Woman and Aquaman manage a guest spot in the strip?
Wonder Woman could do a guest strip for me anytime. I was in LUV with her. When other 10-yr old boys were staring at the neglige ads in the Sears catalog, I was lusting over a comic book.


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Old 07-06-2013, 01:46 PM   #6716
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Old 07-07-2013, 10:08 AM   #6717
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:51 PM   #6718
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Old 07-07-2013, 08:50 PM   #6719
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:10 PM   #6720
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