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Old 05-10-2013, 10:02 AM   #6511
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I’m going lodge a complaint against McDonalds, I just found a fry in my salt.
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Old 05-10-2013, 10:44 AM   #6512
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:51 PM   #6513
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Obvious remedy: Just tell people that you are a Genetically Modified Food! That should save you from all but the most carnivorous of us!


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Well, other than the hat being hard to digest, "genetically modified" isn't as much a negative in the USA as it is (I hear) in Europe. imho, anyway.
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:57 PM   #6514
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Well, other than the hat being hard to digest, "genetically modified" isn't as much a negative in the USA as it is (I hear) in Europe. imho, anyway.
You heard right (at least where I am)
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Old 05-10-2013, 05:06 PM   #6515
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Old 05-10-2013, 06:24 PM   #6516
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Well, other than the hat being hard to digest, "genetically modified" isn't as much a negative in the USA as it is (I hear) in Europe. imho, anyway.
Based on the number of times I've had to 'eat my hat,' even that isn't so hard to digest....


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Old 05-10-2013, 06:53 PM   #6517
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Now, where's the fun in that?
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Old 05-10-2013, 07:16 PM   #6518
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Based on the number of times I've had to 'eat my hat,' even that isn't so hard to digest....


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Old 05-10-2013, 08:57 PM   #6519
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Stop looking at me like that! Put down those tongs! No sauce! No sauce! I'm allergic to BBQ sauce!
BBQ sauce wouldn't look good on a green hat anyway...
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Old 05-11-2013, 07:59 AM   #6520
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Old 05-11-2013, 10:55 AM   #6521
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Well, other than the hat being hard to digest, "genetically modified" isn't as much a negative in the USA as it is (I hear) in Europe. imho, anyway.
You read my mind
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Old 05-11-2013, 11:09 AM   #6522
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Old 05-11-2013, 02:27 PM   #6523
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Old 05-11-2013, 02:49 PM   #6524
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Old 05-12-2013, 04:34 PM   #6525
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