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Old 03-15-2013, 07:44 PM   #6256
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:48 AM   #6257
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It's derived from an Aboriginal word, as many names in Australia are. Quite surprising really when you consider the dreadful way in which the indigenous people were treated by the settlers, almost without exception.
It's a slow walk up the road to Kikakanalong and Rippabagapart where it's rumoured they hid buried gold in hessian sacks.
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Old 03-16-2013, 05:06 PM   #6259
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To me "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
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Old 03-16-2013, 05:08 PM   #6260
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Spilling a little bit's OK. Just make sure you're not in a carpeted area.
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Old 03-17-2013, 06:16 AM   #6261
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I typed "missing medievel servant" in Google, and it came up with "Page not found".
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Old 03-17-2013, 06:17 AM   #6262
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Old 03-17-2013, 06:47 AM   #6263
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I typed "missing medievel servant" in Google, and it came up with "Page not found".

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Old 03-17-2013, 06:59 AM   #6264
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I typed "missing medievel servant" in Google, and it came up with "Page not found".
That one literally brought tears to my eyes!
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Old 03-17-2013, 07:29 AM   #6265
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I typed "missing medievel servant" in Google, and it came up with "Page not found".
Took me a little time to get it, but very funny
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Old 03-17-2013, 07:18 PM   #6266
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$2.75 Trojans or $45.99 Huggies? You make the decision.
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Old 03-18-2013, 02:41 AM   #6267
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And if you're lucky, a lot more than $2.75 worth of Trojans!
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:36 AM   #6269
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$2.75 Trojans or $45.99 Huggies? You make the decision.
Sorry, I don't get it I have the feeling that it's a cultural reference, but still don't get it.
Is it Trojans as in viruses and spywares? And Huggies as in nappies?
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Sorry, I don't get it I have the feeling that it's a cultural reference, but still don't get it.
Is it Trojans as in viruses and spywares? And Huggies as in nappies?
Huggies are nappies. Trojans are condoms.
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