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Old 03-04-2013, 06:50 PM   #6196
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For fans of Neil Diamond I can highly recommend the recording from the concert Hot August Nights from 1972.

I sat speechless for at least five minutes after the video ended. What a magical concert
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Old 03-05-2013, 01:19 PM   #6197
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Old 03-05-2013, 01:53 PM   #6198
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Old 03-05-2013, 02:50 PM   #6199
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^^ Like it .
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:25 PM   #6200
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^^ Like it .
I'm sure the B&N people didn't like it in any way. But, it is funny.
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Old 03-05-2013, 05:49 PM   #6201
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Not so much a joke as a funny picture - at least I think it's funny. Those of you who know the game "World of Tanks" may appreciate it more.
In any case, you know that tanks tend to be rather heavy.

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Old 03-05-2013, 08:41 PM   #6202
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Question: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Answer: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Old 03-06-2013, 09:11 PM   #6203
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At a job interview.

"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a damn what you think."
What you think is none of my business, even if it's what you think about me!
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Old 03-06-2013, 09:31 PM   #6204
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Bill was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died.
"All right, son," Said Will, "what does that show you?"
"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."
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Old 03-07-2013, 08:57 AM   #6205
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Not so much a joke as a funny picture - at least I think it's funny. Those of you who know the game "World of Tanks" may appreciate it more.
In any case, you know that tanks tend to be rather heavy.

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I love it lol, spotted the T-50 right away. I just started playing last month and enjoyed flying with the T-50.
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:50 PM   #6206
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I like to tell chemistry jokes periodically.

Potassium: Want to hear a chemistry joke? Sodium: Na...

I would tell another chemistry joke but all the good ones argon.
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Old 03-07-2013, 06:21 PM   #6207
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:35 PM   #6208
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My bed gets mysteriously more comfortable in the morning… anybody else?
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:48 AM   #6209
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My bed gets mysteriously more comfortable in the morning… anybody else?
I don't know - I've never been in your bed
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:58 AM   #6210
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