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Old 03-01-2013, 12:44 PM   #6181
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HA!

Except the name of the place is pronounced ki-sim-ee.

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Old 03-01-2013, 02:30 PM   #6182
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Oh! and here's one i prepared earlier.
Those cooking shows are full of . . . well, you know.
How come they can chop, slice, dice, cube and grate onions and not once, have I seen any of the dozens of celebrity chefs shed one single tear.
Actually they often do. I've seen Alton Brown do a skit on it and also Jacques Pepin and Ricardo.

They advise that after removing the onion skin to soak the onions in cold water then after ten minutes to chop the onions at arm's length in a well ventilated area such as near the kitchen fan and putting the diced onion directly back in the cold water until cooking them. I can say that it works.
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:16 PM   #6183
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Fun with Science!

Remember the old joke about the grouch who needed an optorectomy — that fictional surgical procedure whereby the nerve between the rectum and the eyeball is severed to correct a person's (=ahem=) bleak outlook on life?

http://io9.com/5987132/bizarre-eyeba...s?tag=medicine
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Old 03-01-2013, 05:18 PM   #6184
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Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:00 PM   #6185
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They swear like em too!
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:06 PM   #6186
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... And they don't do nothin' good like em too...
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:50 PM   #6187
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A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."

The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."

I had the pleasure of 'living' this one this past Autumn in Kyoto. I was in a Starbucks having some tea and reading my book, when I overheard some tourists at the next table trying to figure out how to pronounce the city's name; K-eye-Odo or Key-Odo. (Actually, it should sound more like Kyo-toe.) The saw me looking and smiling, and asked if I could tell them how to pronounce the name of this place.... and of course I replied "Starrrrr-bucks!"


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Old 03-03-2013, 01:26 AM   #6188
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Old 03-03-2013, 05:36 PM   #6189
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A guy tells his psychiatrist: ‘It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I’d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I don’t get it. How could she do this to me?" "Well," says the psychiatrist. "Maybe she didn’t see the email."
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Old 03-03-2013, 08:07 PM   #6190
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Old 03-03-2013, 09:53 PM   #6191
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:20 AM   #6192
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I had the pleasure of 'living' this one this past Autumn in Kyoto. I was in a Starbucks having some tea and reading my book, when I overheard some tourists at the next table trying to figure out how to pronounce the city's name; K-eye-Odo or Key-Odo. (Actually, it should sound more like Kyo-toe.) The saw me looking and smiling, and asked if I could tell them how to pronounce the name of this place.... and of course I replied "Starrrrr-bucks!"


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Old 03-04-2013, 02:43 PM   #6193
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An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says "We’ll take care of it, ma’am" and yells back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
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Old 03-04-2013, 03:18 PM   #6194
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Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal. He changed his name when the pressure got to him.
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Old 03-04-2013, 04:01 PM   #6195
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Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal. He changed his name when the pressure got to him.
Ugh, just ugh. And now I'm going to be humming Neil Diamond songs all afternoon..."Sweet Caroline..."
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