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gridlewak · 02-21-2013, 01:18 PM

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers;
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other. very confused..
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down , "Why?"
The worker yelled back,
" Cause his mom's here with his lunch."

Iznogood · 02-21-2013, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pilotbob

I always wondered how they fit a seal in those boxes.

It's rather easy, actually. You wrap the box around the seal and applies pressure. Using pressure in food conservation is a new trend - but unfortunately the method often causes the seal to break and the food is ruined

Fbone · 02-21-2013, 03:16 PM

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

pilotbob · 02-21-2013, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbone

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

I have a huge retirement fund currently being held at many Las Vegas casinos... some day I will go there and cash out.

yvanleterrible · 02-21-2013, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...

Quote:

Originally Posted by pilotbob

I always wondered how they fit a seal in those boxes.

Well, actually those crackers were made to feed several animals. The seal got them first.
Wait! Could it be that the cracker shaped like a seal was broken?

pilotbob · 02-21-2013, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Wait! Could it be that the cracker shaped like a seal was broken?

Sure, that's exactly the joke. I just tried to coat tail.

BOb

Fbone · 02-22-2013, 06:42 PM

I hate it when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

orlok · 02-23-2013, 06:29 AM

If anyone's interested, I'm selling one of my eggs!

(FYI it's been fertilized, is six years old and he is called Dave)

Fbone · 02-23-2013, 01:13 PM

Seeing a spider isn't the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

orlok · 02-24-2013, 06:48 AM

"What do we get from the hen?" asks the teacher.

"Eggs," says Little Susie.

"Good. And what do we get from the sheep?"

"Wool," says Little Susie.

"Good. And what do we get from the cow?"

"Homework," says Little Johnny.

Bilbo1967 · 02-24-2013, 06:51 AM

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Spoiler:

PeterT · 02-24-2013, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Spoiler:

Booboo booooo

samhy · 02-24-2013, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

Seeing a spider isn't the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

So true if it's a big one

Fbone · 02-24-2013, 03:49 PM

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

odiakkoh · 02-24-2013, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fbone

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

Die without my pants around my ankles lol.

02-24-2013, 06:51 AM	#6146
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 6,352 Karma: 18574228 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Solihull, UK Device: Sony 650, Sony T2, Xoom, Nexus 7, Nook ST	Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Spoiler: Because proper tea is theft! __________________ The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Mark Twain My early and invincible love of reading, . . . I would not exchange for the treasures of India. Edward Gibbon

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02-21-2013, 01:18 PM	#6136
gridlewak Member Posts: 18 Karma: 916654 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Device: Kobo Vox	An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?" They shook their heads and looked at each other. very confused.. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?" One of the steelworkers yelled down , "Why?" The worker yelled back, " Cause his mom's here with his lunch."

02-21-2013, 03:16 PM	#6138
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 4,104 Karma: 57695741 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NJ Device: Searching ...	I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.

02-22-2013, 06:42 PM	#6142
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 4,104 Karma: 57695741 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NJ Device: Searching ...	I hate it when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

02-23-2013, 06:29 AM	#6143
orlok Desperation Posts: 7,161 Karma: 207431774 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Fire HD, Kobo glo	If anyone's interested, I'm selling one of my eggs! (FYI it's been fertilized, is six years old and he is called Dave)

02-23-2013, 01:13 PM	#6144
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 4,104 Karma: 57695741 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NJ Device: Searching ...	Seeing a spider isn't the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

02-24-2013, 06:48 AM	#6145
orlok Desperation Posts: 7,161 Karma: 207431774 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Fire HD, Kobo glo	"What do we get from the hen?" asks the teacher. "Eggs," says Little Susie. "Good. And what do we get from the sheep?" "Wool," says Little Susie. "Good. And what do we get from the cow?" "Homework," says Little Johnny.

02-24-2013, 03:49 PM	#6149
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 4,104 Karma: 57695741 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: NJ Device: Searching ...	Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?


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