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Old 02-20-2013, 01:49 PM   #6121
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I still don't get it. I'm having one of my dumb days
That is because you pronounce Nobel correctly
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Old 02-20-2013, 02:19 PM   #6122
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Pavlov, who trained dogs with bells, got a No-Bell prize. I didn't get it until the "bell" part was mentioned by WTSharpe. I only remembered the dogs, not the bells.
Thanks for explaining. I laughted when I understood the joke...

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It's the first time that pronouncing something correctly is a disadvantage
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Old 02-20-2013, 03:22 PM   #6123
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Old 02-20-2013, 03:22 PM   #6124
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Old 02-20-2013, 03:58 PM   #6125
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Renè Descartes stated: "Cogito ergo sum! (I think, therefore I am!)"
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:05 PM   #6126
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Maybe we could ask Steven522 to add explanations in spoilers when he posts for those of us who are 'challenged.'
From the wide range of my posts in this thread, I'm sure 50% of them need no explanation at all, 50% of them should not be explained at all, and the other 50% are better off left at the confused stares and head-scratching state.
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Old 02-20-2013, 05:42 PM   #6127
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Steven, you obviously had the same maths teacher as Stitchawl and me!
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:33 PM   #6128
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Old 02-20-2013, 06:35 PM   #6129
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From the wide range of my posts in this thread, I'm sure 50% of them need no explanation at all, 50% of them should not be explained at all, and the other 50% are better off left at the confused stares and head-scratching state.
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Steven, you obviously had the same maths teacher as Stitchawl and me!

How'd you spot that? I didn't see anything amiss.


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Old 02-20-2013, 07:46 PM   #6130
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Steven, you obviously had the same maths teacher as Stitchawl and me!
What do you mean by "maths"!?
You aren't using a handful of polyhedral dice for that?
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:16 AM   #6131
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How'd you spot that? I didn't see anything amiss.


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Old 02-21-2013, 12:19 AM   #6132
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What do you mean by "maths"!?
You aren't using a handful of polyhedral dice for that?
I wouldn't do a thing like that! We say "maths" short for mathematics. You say "math" presumably in order to economise on the letter "s".
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:30 AM   #6133
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Old 02-21-2013, 08:48 AM   #6134
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