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Old 10-21-2012, 01:38 AM   #5506
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
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Old 10-21-2012, 06:48 AM   #5507
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I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a terrible driver".
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Old 10-21-2012, 03:34 PM   #5508
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:54 PM   #5509
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Old 10-23-2012, 11:07 AM   #5510
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I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a terrible driver".
Took me a minute.
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Old 10-23-2012, 11:13 AM   #5511
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I still don't get it, but it's been a while since I saw Jurassic Park.
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Old 10-23-2012, 11:31 AM   #5512
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I still don't get it, but it's been a while since I saw Jurassic Park.
He watched Jurassic park the car, and was not impressed

It took me also a minute to get it
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Old 10-23-2012, 11:58 AM   #5513
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He watched Jurassic park the car, and was not impressed

It took me also a minute to get it
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Old 10-23-2012, 12:15 PM   #5514
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He watched Jurassic park the car, and was not impressed

It took me also a minute to get it
Ahhh, park not Park, I thought it was just one of those input errors from a soft keyboard that I use more and more so it happens all the time.
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:00 PM   #5515
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Let's just say it was one of the off topic posts...
The topic says: Add a good joke (...)"
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Old 10-23-2012, 01:12 PM   #5516
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Old 10-23-2012, 05:39 PM   #5517
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Old 10-24-2012, 05:01 AM   #5518
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Old 10-24-2012, 05:03 AM   #5519
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Old 10-24-2012, 04:36 PM   #5520
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What's the difference between Keith Richards and a Scotsman?

Keith Richards says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."

The Scotsman says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
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