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Old 03-09-2009, 07:01 PM   #166
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DO you want to know how bad the recession is?

I just read about billionaire Warren Buffett.
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:04 PM   #167
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Did you not get the joke? I can't tell from your post.

I know he is a billionaire. As a result of the recession he's now a millionaire (that's the joke.)
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:24 PM   #168
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Did you not get the joke? I can't tell from your post.

I know he is a billionaire. As a result of the recession he's now a millionaire (that's the joke.)
Oh....right....
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Old 03-09-2009, 09:19 PM   #169
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Like the old chestnut about how to be a millionaire in this economy -- start as a multimillionaire. Same joke, different route.

Somewhat like, You can always tell a Harvard man, you just can't tell him much.
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Old 03-09-2009, 09:22 PM   #170
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Something funny Warren Buffett recently said:

"Tony and I feel like two hungry mosquitoes in a nudist camp," Buffett said of Geico in his annual letter to shareholders. "Juicy targets are everywhere."
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Old 03-09-2009, 09:29 PM   #171
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DO you want to know how bad the recession is?

I just read about millionaire Warren Buffett.
Is he that singer that likes margaritas?

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Old 03-12-2009, 06:08 PM   #172
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Old 03-12-2009, 06:51 PM   #173
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This is a great thread, thanks to all. Here the one my girlfriend always tell to make me smile.

How do you make a donkey drink?

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You put him in a blender
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:06 AM   #174
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This is a great thread, thanks to all. Here the one my girlfriend always tell to make me smile.

How do you make a donkey drink?

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You put him in a blender
You have a very sick girlfriend. She's a keeper.
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:24 PM   #175
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:15 PM   #176
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You have a very sick girlfriend. She's a keeper.
We used to know that (with appropriate variation) as one of the many baby jokes. Quite sick, yes.

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Old 03-14-2009, 02:06 PM   #177
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This is a great thread, thanks to all. Here the one my girlfriend always tell to make me smile.

How do you make a donkey drink?

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You put him in a blender

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Old 03-14-2009, 02:06 PM   #178
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Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft,wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,'

She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy . You explain the kids.'

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Old 03-14-2009, 05:30 PM   #179
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Sent to me by an old high schooll friend that I have not seen in many years. She wrote:

”Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”
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Old 03-14-2009, 05:31 PM   #180
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My house has metal siding, with metal trim on the corners. Squirrels like to climb up the trim. They make an odd clickety clackity sound.

I'm not joking; I saw one do it.
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