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Old 09-17-2008, 02:32 PM   #1
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Proclaimation: The Chocolate Arsenal for MRocracy!!!

To the members of MR....Greetings.

I hearby announce the opening of the Chocolate Arsenal for MRocracy. It is located in my picture folders under Chocolate Arsenal. It contains Chocolates of various sizes, both for War and Peaceful uses as well. Feel free to use the arsenal whenever needed.

The descerning Chocolateer will notice two ommissions. There is no Whole Chocolate cake and no Chocolate Cheescake. These weapons have been omitted due to treaty restriction. They fall under the catergory of Weapons of Mass Expansion (WME's) under the Geneva Calorie Convention, and therefore are not part of the arsenal. Under the Waistband Non-Expansion treaty, such weapon are highly restricted. We are signatures to the SWEET II treaty*, and therefore have total calorie delivery systems restrictions. Please use responsibly, as chocolate is very hard to clean off the screen from the inside.

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Old 09-17-2008, 04:03 PM   #2
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Greetings Oh Grand and glorious Armsmaster,

Not having read the SWEET II Treaty is chocolate Ice Cream allowed?
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:43 PM   #3
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Greetings Oh Grand and glorious Armsmaster,

Not having read the SWEET II Treaty is chocolate Ice Cream allowed?
One of the chocolates available....
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:59 PM   #4
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I have to ask, What's the treaty's provision for pure chocolate bars such as this



or this

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Old 09-17-2008, 06:54 PM   #5
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:01 PM   #6
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I have to ask, What's the treaty's provision for pure chocolate bars such as this



or this

It's done on a calorie per serving basis......
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:04 PM   #7
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It is now proudly serving in the Chocolate arsenal!

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Old 09-17-2008, 07:10 PM   #8
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What are the rules about use of wafer thin mints, anyway?
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:13 PM   #9
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.... oh sorry. That should be over here.

What are the rules about use of wafer thin mints, anyway?
It falls in the "light weapon" category....
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:58 AM   #10
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I'm just afraid that Skittles, not being chocolate, will sneak in under the SWEET II radar and we'll be in a world of hurt.
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It falls in the "light weapon" category....
Does that mean I can legally carry them in concealed fashion?

Is there a critical mass for chocolate? I don't want to accidentally produce a chocolate-fission mishap...
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:03 AM   #12
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Does that mean I can legally carry them in concealed fashion?

Is there a critical mass for chocolate? I don't want to accidentally produce a chocolate-fission mishap...
I had one of those happen in the glove box of my car. Took weeks to get cleaned up.
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Old 09-19-2008, 01:03 PM   #14
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Old 09-19-2008, 01:09 PM   #15
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